My serenade
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View ArticleWhere the F@%$ am I?
Yo, what up Specs? Alright, I have a couple of things to tell you. Number one: you're the best kid in the world man, you're my favorite kid in the world. Number two: like, I'm seriously [muffled] both...
View ArticleMatt's in Chicago, Drunk, and Needs Manscaping!
Melissa this is Matt Watay... I'm calling you because I'm here with Bruce Angio, Dave Kinzo, we're in Chicago, and you should be here with us. Because we're fucked up, 'I'm hammered'. And, Bruce is...
View ArticleDude is Really Hammered, Has Crabs and is Going off on Audioo!!
Or my God, listen yet. I'm looking on this got damn website, nice. Even you got jerking with the jerky boys this I add give away, and the first thing that I wanna tell you is that you you're sick, 6...
View ArticleCrazy Woman Tries to Ruin Husband s Life on Voicemail
... and home hi ... noon again how do you know my husband and that relation ... you to my husband that's right this is whose wife just doing a background checking on my husband it because he likes to...
View ArticleHow Vegas Often Ends
So did I tell you about Jamie Greene? She decided to try her luck at dice in Vegas. She lasted a whole 10 minutes before she was flat broke, homeless, and working for this less and working for this...
View ArticleThe "Keep the Bra On" Theory
Here is my keep the bra on mentality. You're such a liar, whatever, fuck you, this means something to me. listen...how many ways are there for breasts to go wrong? too many! too many! shh shh. how many...
View ArticleDrunk Dial Voicemail to Wrong Number
A girl named Dominic called a guy named Ryan to confess her love . Slight problem....SHE DIALED THE WRONG NUMBER! Listen to this hilarious, rambling drunken message.
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